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| Please add to these as they come up
Abba (4/10/09)
"don't apologise for going down when you are my partner"
Minnie (4/10/09)
"I found my dick yesterday" (she meant 500 "deck" after many bourbans)
Snake (5/10/09)
"nope I like a bit of ass myself" |
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| | Hey Craig, tha'ts taken out of context. |
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| A few old ones that were memorable:
Went into room with Snake & Anders playing bots:
Snake: 'Hey Grumma help me. Anders is beating the pants off me'
Anders: ' Oh Grumma, they were half down when I got here' |
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| Toby, ever the gentleman, taking bot as p against Snake & I.
We beat him down 1st hand, then beat him down 2nd hand:
Toby: "FU"
Grumma:" Oh good Tobes, love to, thanks for offering'
Snake: "I'll have some of what she's having' |
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| Odd call by partner
Jay: 'Well p that sure had me scratching my hard' (typo for 'head') :) |
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| After 10 straight hands without the joker.....
Scorpion: If I ever get that bird, I'll rip it's head off.
ANOTHER 10 hands later, he finally gets the bird for the 1st time, in the kitty.
After Scorp leads it on the 1st trick, Mak remarks with surprise:
" It's still got its head on ! "
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| What else can i say.........i love all living things.......but i will pluck it's feathers!
is that cruelty? |
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| This dates back to to the early days of Loulu, when she was still learning members' bidding conventions.
After Loulu called her partner off a 6 call, she was left with the bid and went down. Protesting her innocence......
Loulu: I only bid that because you told me never to leave my partner on a 6 call.
Wayne: Do you do everything people tell you to do ?
Loulu: YES !
Wayne: I like that in a woman.
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| There was a time, when I roamed the site as a non-member.
I used aliases such as: jacksonbrown, jackson101or Big Dog.
I always enjoyed when members such as Daffy, Glenn, Grumma or Brad allowed me the the chance to test my mettle against the much-vaunted MEMBERS.
The first time I met Brad, I was going head to head with the bots. He enters the room and challenges me:
Brad: Do you want a lesson in 500?
I felt very pleased with my quickfire reply.
The 4th: Sure, do you know anyone?
Brad: Yeah. Huey and Luey.
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| Fe 9/10/09
"phew make me sweat"
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| 10/10/09
Saturday afternoon. Mixed game with members and a non.
Snake was in full uniform. Ros and I were playing as Jethro and 4. Final player was Wombat.
After scraping through on a weak bid:
Snake: You were lucky.
Ros: Yeah. It seems to happen to me only when I'm undressed.
Snake: I'm usually undressed, when I get lucky too.
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| Live game in sydney, after brad turned up with apparently vegemite smeared over his face:
Wuffle: "Brattislavisthma... you've been at the nutella again?"
Brat: "Nah.....omg....tiffo dun wipe very well."
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| When we asked Cat on arrival "how are you" she replied
"Fine ty, A cunny day for a change" |
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| Playing a non game discussing kids movies...
MKC..... remember the Goonies??
Minnie skirt - wasnt a fan
Jess - wasnt really into it
Dopey - i copped a cricket ball in them when i was younger...
Minnie skirt - LMAO
Jess - LMAO X 2
MKC - huh?
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| Yr like a left arm man with a righthanded oar geo
Scorpion commenting on the dead weight that is The 4th
November 2, 2009
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| Annscotslass "I am here with 3 blokes"
Annscotslass "F&*K me it was exciting"
Ann commenting on watching Scotland beat aussies in rugby |
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| When saying bye to Lil &Fly, cyas i'm going to do my HORES oops i don't hang around with that sort of girls
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| December 5, 2009 (pre-game)
Summer and Walshy have chosen colours. Dave2 and I unsure which team to go on.
4th: What are the teams? Me and ??? I can't remember.
Walshy: 4th and me
Summer: Blonde moment?
Walshy: We all have them.
4th: :)
Dave2: I don't. I'm a truckie
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| | Dave2 - you must be having 'senior moments' then if they are not blonde ones!! |
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| Nerd Alert - Monday December 14,2009
Summer and RobbieLad vs Giorgio and The 4th
score: 360 : -360
The 4th: same absolute scores
RobbieLad: Yes, if you do a lnl
The 4th: Aren't math jokes funny
RobbieLad: Long time since I did pure math now tho
The 4th: I [hearts] them
RobbieLad: lol
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| Wayne who often forgets caps lock button said to ChrisG "WD c
Chris Said "what's with the little c " ?
Quick as look at you Wayne repies, "someone said your a little c..."
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| Jan. 10, 2010
After The 4th bidding a characteristically porous open:
Wayne: Looks a bit rough.
The 4th : I'm just an 'ole chunk 'o coal, but I'm gonna be a [diamonds] one day.
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I'M JUST AN OLD CHUNK OF COAL
(Billy Joe Shaver)
John Anderson
Also recorded by :
Roy Book Binder; Joan Crane; Stonewall Jackson; Billy Joe Shaver.
Hey I'm just an old chunk of coal,
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day,
I'm gonna grow and glow 'til I'm so blue pure perfect,
I'm gonna put a smile on ev'rybody's face.
I'm gonna kneel and pray ev'ry day,
Lest I should become vain along the way.
I'm just an old chunk of coal now Lord,
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day.
I'm gonna learn the best way to walk,
I'm gonna search and find a better way to talk
I'm gonna spit and polish my old rough-edged self,
'Til I get rid of ev'ry single flaw.
I'm gonna be the world's best friend,
I'm gonna go 'round shakin' ev'rybody's hand
Hey I'm gonna be the cotton-pickin' rage of the age,
I'm gonna be a diamond some day.
Now I'm just an old chunk of coal now Lord,
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day,
I'm gonna grow and glow 'til I'm so blue pure perfect,
I'm gonna put a smile on ev'rybody's face.
I'm gonna kneel and pray ev'ry day,
Lest I should become vain along the way.
Hey I'm just an old chunk of coal now Lord,
But I'm gonna be a diamond some day.
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| February 6, 2010
After winning open, with an uncharacterisctally sound hand:
The 4th: I concede. I do call some pretty shabby opens.
Craig: Nah - The 4th. But I think there is a new champion for shabby opens. Member xxxx
Ros: Yes, but I can't talk. I call some pretty poor opens at times.
Wayne: Can't talk ?
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| 15th feb
Steve (who received an ecard for valentines day-from a guy): Red, are you sure you are not Jarod?
Red:I am female......last time i looked
Steve: Look again!! |
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| Reported by RedTerror: February 23, 2010
Fly & Mak were partners - Mak played wrong card - and Fly meant to say "Can I kick you"?, but instead said "Can I lick you?"
- Much embarrassed Fly!
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correction reported by Mak:
I believe it was more along the lines of:
'Do I get to abuse you now?'
and I said
'I you feel the need...'
To which she responded:
'I'd rather lick you!' |
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| This is the original thread.
Accept no imitations.
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| Kanga " we are playing a wit craig"
Craig "huh"
Kanga "2 1/2 wits make a wit" |
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| Julie: Well done blue dangly bits
Jen: hang on I ain't got dangly bits
Craig: Are you sure?
Wayne: What no tits???
Craig: What no Giblets.
Jen: Hang on .. oh yes Wayne but not dangly ones
Wayne fair enough
lol |
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| Pat: I should have passed
Pat: But all red
RedTerror: Me?
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| Saturday April 17, 2010
Dazza: No wonder my dog is looking at me. I haven't fed him today.
Christine: My cat says I haven't fed it all week
Dazza: His bowel empty
Jenny2: Bowl ?
Dazza: Yep that what i meant
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| Thursday April 29, 2010
Kanga: My turn to molest kitty
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| Fe: I have 3 14 year old boys you can imagine
Patrick: I was a dad when i was that age
(we were all quite surprised as you can imagine)
then came the spelling correction
Patrick: *bad |
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| May 19, 2010
4th: wd blues
Damon: u mean o's 4th ?
:p
4th: colour blind...
...And I like patting myself on the back.
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| Wayne to May
"i think this might be your month P " |
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| Wednesday June 9, 2010
4: How are you going promoting the music ?
Kanga: Good response from people in cafe.
Scorpion: You should write a song about 500 players.
4: YES !
Kanga: That song would be rated 'R'. Too many expletives.
4: At least Richard's censor couldn't get you.
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| After winning a game with an easy misere...
4: I'm surprised you didn't block
Kanga: Had misere hand myself in 2 suits. Hueys cards were too high high
Huey: Aha :>
Kanga: I hate blocking
Huey: Did your father hate blocking ?
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| | Holy moly ... Its the first time I have read this thread (26/08/2010) and perhaps I should have taken a trip to the ladies room first as I've been laughing so hard I nearly wet myself! I STILL have tears rolling down my face. THANKS for a HUGE belly laugh (I needed it) and PLEASE keep this thread going ... I love it! |
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